123 Elm #456
Garbonzoville, NX 99999-9999
I really, really, really, really want a job.
Senior Toilet Cleaner
HM Secret Service
Cleaned out public lavoratories using my toothbrush. Assissted with enterprise resource planning.
Junior Bedpan Cleaner
October 1633-October 1634
Analyzed bedpan cleanliness strategies for royal family. Learned how to make soufflés.
Speak multiple European languages with no discernable accent, Able to predict earthquakes.