Jo Doe

123 Elm #456
Garbonzoville, NX 99999-9999

Phone: 555.555.5555
Email: doe@doe.doe

Professional Objective

I really, really, really, really want a job.

Employment History

Senior Toilet Cleaner
HM Secret Service
August 1943-Present

Cleaned out public lavoratories using my toothbrush. Assissted with enterprise resource planning.

Junior Bedpan Cleaner
Framingham Palace
October 1633-October 1634

Analyzed bedpan cleanliness strategies for royal family. Learned how to make soufflés.


Special Skills

Speak multiple European languages with no discernable accent, Able to predict earthquakes.